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Gheyffers Volume 1 Chapter 1

Gheyffers is the comedy I made while I was bored. Chapters will be posted every week. By the way, the FlyFF forums is already on Chapter 7. If you’re a FlyFF forumer, check it out at http://forums.flyff.com.ph


Chapter I: Getting to know each other, CHAROT!

By The Doctor


Nalaglag mula sa kalangitan. Merong 4 na “dalagita” (ghey) na nahulog.

Flipper 1: So ganda naman here. Look oh.


Flipper 2: What’s that ba? It’s so fenk and tall. I want to touch it na. Now na.


Flipper 3: Hoy loka. Wag mo touch yan. Mamaya me kuryente chorva yan. Cge ka you make kirig kirig to death.


Flipper 2: HALLER! There’s no sign naman ah. You’re so nerbyosa talaga promise.


Flipper 3: Let’s ask na lang the mama there oh.


Flipper 1: Have you seen him ba? He’s so laseng. Look oh, he make tungga the bottle.


Flipper 4: Hmm… Tungga.


Flipper 2: Gag@h! You’re mind ha. It’s so berde.


Flipper 4: Whateverness.


Flipper 1: Teka wait ha. What’s this place ba?


Pang: Welcome to the world of FlyFF!


Flipper 3: Ay bongga may penguin aketch!


Flipper 2: Ahay me rin.


Flipper 4: Look sa taas.


Flipper 2: Why is there a name ba in our ulo. It’s so kaka.


Flipper 3: Aw. So inis naman. Why is mine Dennis?


Flipper 1: Bruha, name mo kaya yan. Like mine oh, Jerry.


Dennis: Diba we have our own names na? What’s happening here ba?!? Poldo help me.


Flipper 2: OMG. I make kalimutan na that Poldo name ever since. Pero in fairness I’m shocked. Look mo name nya. Bryan.

Jerry: Oo nga. She’s so quiet kasi. Bryan pa naman is a cute name. My old papa is Bryan.


Bryan: Bruha…


Dennis: Mga shunga! Diba meron pa tayo ask?


Pang: You can ask me.


Jerry: Wow naman this penguin ha. It’s so English.


Dennis: Shut up na nga. You ask the question na. (Pointing to Poldo)


Poldo: Why me ba?


Jerry: Ah basta. Go!


Poldo: Teka wait. Ok… Nasan ba kami?


Pang: As I’ve said, you are in FlyFF. And that is a lodelight. It will help you revive when you die.


Poldo: When we die? As in tsugi? Noooo. Hindi ko gusto itech.


Dennis: Over reacting ang bruha. What will we do here ba?


Pang: You will level up and be mighty and strong.


Jerry: Di ko sya like. I don’t want to be mighty and str—


May dumaan na high level na babaeng mage.


Jerry: Ay gusto ko suot nya, fenk!


Poldo: Me rin!


Bryan: Like ko din…


Pang: [sweat drop]

1 comment:

chiharu said...

Lol. ^_^